I had the opportunity to see the movie Twilight with a friend. What follows are the questions that arose in my mind as I was viewing this film:
1)Who knew the town of Forks would be so diverse?
2)Who knew that I would be able to see the line of demarcation between Carlisle's really white makeup and his natural skin tone? Umm, they do still have professional makeup artists for movies, don't they?
3)Who knew the character of Laurent would be black?
4)Is this movie over yet?
5)Who knew that watching Edward "fly" with Bella would seem so ridiculous instead of compelling?
6)Who knew that the romantic chemistry between Edward and Bella would seem more like revulsion than passion?
And finally,
7) Who knew that a screenplay could be written so ineffectively?
2 comments:
I am so proud...three posts in one month! You must be done grading.
I agree with you on all of the above statements.
One can not overstate how horrible this movie was. And it's so sad. They could have made it better than the book...
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